Total Medals Earned: 127 (From 51 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,595 Points
Medals Earned: 6/15 (80/500 points)
Escape the room in less than a minute
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escape the Room 5 times
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/180 points)
Start Playing
Hold 10 potions.
Defeat an enemy, while having full health.
Buy the Candy cane weapon.
Defeat your first enemy.
Beat a Gingerbread man enemy.
Isn't this copyright infringement?
Buy the Green armour.
Equip a new weapon.
Reach level 10 and unlock the boss battle.
Use a skill point to increase a stat.
Buy a potion.
Defeat a snowman enemy.
Lose a battle.
Defeat a penguin enemy.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best Amour.
Buy the best weapon.
Defeat the Santa Clone!
Find the Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/115 points)
Dash more than 100 times
Collect more than 100 diamonds
Launch more than 20 rockets
Beat the game
Complete levels 3-10 and 12-15 without killing enemies
Finish the game without dying
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Play Billy's Barricade
Survive first day
Get over 190 points on one stack
Survive second day
Win Billy's Barricade
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/455 points)
Click on the sponsor's link
Complete 12 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels
Ram 10 bad vehicles off the screen
Rate the game with a high score (Done? OK I believe you, click on this achievement to earn it)
Ram 20 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels
Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels
Complete 12 levels in time
Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels in time
Use special abilities 15 times
Complete 36 levels in time
Use special abilities 30 times
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/80 points)
Start playing the 3rd episode.
Yes, that was a star wars pun.
Kill a zombie.
Gather up the food.
Finish off Max's homeroom teacher.
Who needs character development?!!?!
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.